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look at you making a motherfucker wish to come the fuck along on space faring

LOOK AT A SISTER SPILL HER HEATHEN LIES
what the fuck did you up and do?
I AIN'T BUYING YOUR SELL, YO

It was interesting
The flora all Alternia like
Beautiful really

Well I did just pass on something I traded from the moon beasts
A pair of earrings
Carrot earrings
Crystal carrot earrings

They called to me and said they were for Xanthous
How could I refuse

[He frowns at her writ, devious creature she is. He does miss Alternian landscape dearly, even if not anyone on it.]

and how long the trip then?
HOW
let us say
SUFFOCATING?

you are a shameless motherfucking scourge, by the by
HOW BAD ALL IS IT?

Edited 2016-09-21 01:24 (UTC)

Not very long
A few hours?
Nothing compared to a sea voyage of far less length
I assume Zephyr had something to do with it to be honest

Shameless scourge I might be
But I think they're quite nice
Not that I've seen them on him

i guess that ain't
TOO BAD
honk

THEY'RE CARROTS
how nice could they even be being at to up and motherfucking be?
BUT AIGHT
i'll hold
LEAST UNTIL I SEE THEM
blame is withfuckinheld

Too bad you missed out :33

How very nice of you
Tell me if I'm still blamed later
Not that it matters
I got you that because it was very you
And also to absolve said blame
My debt is paid

DAMN PURRBEAST
so smug are you
ALL THE MOTHERFUCK LIKE HE AIN'T GOT SHIT
sly ass sister
I'LL COME ABOUTS SOMETHING, MARK ME

Come abouts what?
:33

the most holy right of vengeance
I'LL FIND A MOTHERFUCKING LOOPHOLE
maybe i'll just have to get a girl something even nicer than what all she bestows
HA

Oh no
The sheer vengeance of getting a nice gift
Really showing me those claws

my vengeance shall be swift and great
YOU ARE HELPLESS IN THE FACE OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN WRATH
as is just

Don't put too much effurt into your wrath :PP

WHAT LAUGHTER SHE INSPIRES TO PRESUME SHE CAN PUT A CHANGE TO MY WILL
honk
HONK
honk
HONK

Such little faith in my purrsuasive abilities

But yea it's probably silly to attempt
Sitting on you would have little affect

hahahahaha
NAW
he can't imagine it would motherfucking be to do
:o)

:PP
It works much better with people more my own size

YEAH
some motherfucking manner of advantage over the ants is due to you
;oD

At least I can walk through doorways without ducking
Cannot say the same fur you my furiend

HONK
honk
GOTTA BE MAKING HUMBLE SOMEHOW
what else could bring this brother bowing? ;o)

Based on our long furiendship
Any number of things

SUCH A LONG FRIENDSHIP AND YET HERE YOU IS
seeking to slander me so
HURT, MY SISTER, REAL HURT

Well I know you've done it at least once!
Because I remember being a little startled by it
So slander it is not

alright, aight, you got me
SURRENDER
this time...
HONK
honk
HONK
honk
:o)

MEOW
meow
MEOW
meow

:33

HONK! :oD

thank you, sister, for the gift.

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