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[carnagecarnival]

 
The Initiate | 1338 Pound Cake Lane

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[xanthous]

You've been wiingiing iit for longer than II have 2o II thiink that make2 you the expert iin thii2 2cenariio.

II don't paniic.
II mean II do.
But II thiink thii2 tiime there ii2 2omethiing worth paniickiing over.
II want hiim to hate me but.
II don't want hiim to HATE me, you know?
IIt'2 dumb.
But.

IIf there'2 a chance II don't want to fuck iit up.
Al2o II'm pretty 2ure romantiic corp2e piile2 aren't a thiing?
Liike.
II am not famiiliiar wiith that 2ort of cu2tom iin any capaciity.
But II'll try not to take iit 2o 2eriiou2ly.

Al2o you probably 2houldn't make 2uch bold threat2.
Zephyr'2 learniing from u2 all the tiime.
But II do appreciiate iit.
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[carnagecarnival]

WELL IN THAT CASE LET THE EXPERT GET TO PREACHING
you're spending all such times assuming it'll be you what's apt to fuck up
IF ANYTHING AT ALL, HE'S GOING AT TO FAIL ON UNDERSTANDING SOME PART INNATE
to the dance of hate
AND YOU'LL NEED SETTING ASIDE WHAT BURNS BLACK UP IN YOU
to elaborate for true
IT MEANS A LITTLE OF GOING EASY ON THE MOTHERFUCKER
but it's a price to be paid
AND I AIN'T THINK IT ONE SO MUCH AS TO REMOVE ALL WORTH FROM THE ATTEMPT

romantic corpse piles are too a motherfucking thing
PLAYS A PLENTY GET TO DOING THEM
and one time, this motherfucker i did the wicked business with got plan to do one for his kismesis
HE KICKED THE SHIT BEFORE THAT, OF COURSE, BUT POINT WAS AT HE PLANNED IT

fair enough
I'LL HOLD OFF FOR ZEPHYR'S SAKE
and just keep to how much i pity thee
:o)
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[xanthous]

Uuuugh you want me to have to talk about feeliing2.

[He's mostly kidding. Mostly.]

No.
You're wrong.
II don't know who that guy ii2 but he'2 al2o wrong.
II mean maybe iin the church that'2 how people go about romance but let me tell you.
II have never heard of or experiienced anythiing liike a romantiic corp2epiile.
Mu2t be a hiighblood thing.

They're alway2 watchiing!!
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[carnagecarnival]

SURPRISINGLY
there's a lot of feeling what gets talked at
IN THE BLACK QUADRANT
unless they's going straight for the kill
THAT AIN'T AS ROMANTIC AS IT GETS BEING TOLD FOR

but the corpse pile totally up and is
JUST BECAUSE YOU AIN'T NEVER GOT ON ABOUT IT AIN'T MEAN IT'S A HIGHBLOOD THING!

honk
THEN THEY'LL SEE HOW MUCH AS LIKE I PITY YOU
it's being a lot
:o)

[xanthous]

No, you're not wrong about that.
Murder ii2n't romantiic 2o much a2 a 2iign you 2hould get the fuck out of there.

All of thii2 defen2iivene22 over corp2epiile2 ju2t make2 me more certaiin iit'2 defiiniitely a hiighblood thiing.
Hiighblood2 alway2 do go way, way beyond what you'd thiink they need to 2o you know.
Pretty 2ure a lowblood wouldn't be able to make one and get away wiith iit.

Zephyr doe2n't need to be readiing our letter2 to know that much.
2ee what II 2aiid about hiighblood2 goiing the extra miile.

[carnagecarnival]

REALLY WISH I'D KNOWN THAT BEFORE I LET THAT ONE SISTER CAROUSER GET ME CORNERED BACK IN THE SUBJUGGLATORS
honk :o(

SURE THEY COULD!
just get a battle up and on, right massacre up ins
AIN'T NOBODY SAID THE CORPSEPILE NEEDED BY ALL THINE OWN CULLS
would need at work done but it could be up and done

AND THAT AIN'T BECAUSE I'M A HIGHBLOOD
that's because you're the most miraculous moirail what ever is to be and thusly deserving of all affections
AS SO MOTHERFUCKING CONSUME I AM LIKE TO BLEED THEM IF ONLY TO LET FREE ALL THAT'S UP IN
:o)

[xanthous]

Why were you gettiing iinto blackrom back then??
You were liike, fiive.

You're a22umiing mo2t ma22iive battle2 don't end iin lowblood2 beiing 2laughtered.
Al2o ii2n't the whole poiint of a romantiic ge2ture iit'2 2omethiing that come2 from you?
Claiimiing 2omeone el2e'2 corp2epiile a2 your own would diimiinii2h the 2entiiment, don'yyou thiink?

You're only proviing my poiint even more.
IIt'2 very charmiing and endeariing.
Becau2e of how hiighblood iit ii2, II mean.
Honk.

[carnagecarnival]

for mirth's sake mituna i wasn't fucking five
I WAS SEVEN
there's a difference there
WE BUILT OURSELVES A DECENT TENSION
we worked by side for a sweep and some up at least
SEEMED THE LOGICAL MOTHERFUCKING COURSE
you know at first drone calls can be on by the ninth sweep

MASSIVE BATTLES END UP INS EVERYONE AT TO BE SLAUGHTERED
there's just being more all of the low at to happen so
I AIN'T SO SURE ABOUT SENTIMENTS DIMINISHED
don't some motherfucker get on of ballads done to be passed along?
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
misquotes and intention skewed regardless

NO POINTS PROVEN
i maintain i am as i am cause i am
HONK
honk honk!
I MEAN, LOOK ON AT YOU
making gesture sweet
DON'T THINK I DON'T NOTICE
don't think i ain't see

[xanthous]

Fiive and 2even aren't that different.
And II mean.
II don't.
Never had to deal wiith drone2 2howiing up to collect.

2ong2 and 2toriie2 aren't alway2 real to begiin wiith.
A lot of that romantiic fluff ii2 ju2t made by people who have theiir quadrant2 fiilled iin the mo2t boriing way po22iible.
Anyway2, iintent2 and ge2ture2 only mean anythiing ba2ed on who'2 reciieviing iit.
And II know iif II got a corp2e piile a2 a giift II don't thiink II'd be all too flattered by iit.
2o there.

II have no iidea what you're talkiing about.
II've never done anythiing liike that iin my liife.

[carnagecarnival]

LIKE FUCK THEY AIN'T
at five sweeps i was sitting on my ass listening to kankri talk politic and getting my ass kicked on shore
AT SEVEN SWEEPS I WAS LEADING MY OWN DAMN TROOPS WITH FULL INTENT FOR THE THRONE AND HOLDING REGULAR PREACH
i was basically a different troll entire

YOU'RE TERRIBLY UNROMANTIC
you know that?
OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ON A CORPSE PILE
that noise has absolutely no appeal to you particular
YOU'RE MORE
tribble pile
WHICH IS A WHOLE OTHER SORT OF TERRIBLE
so there

LIAR
you've been dropping mirthful word left and right the past perigees
:o)
WAS ALSO THE FIRST OF US MAKING PROPER MOVES, IF AS I RECALL
and i do

[xanthous]

But you were 2tiill a wriiggler who ju2t wanted a friiend.
2o ba2iically they're the 2ame!

Triibble2 are 200 tiime2 better than a corp2e could ever dream of beiing.
Of cour2e II'd liike a piile of them more.
And they're not terriible!
They're amaziing and II love them.

Nope.
Memoriie2 are falliible.
II would defiiniitely never be able to 2weep a troll liike you off hii2 feet.

[carnagecarnival]

MAKING IMPLICATION LIKE HE WHAT'S ME OF GRANDS MOST HIGH AIN'T WANT A MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND
but is just being too stupid at to know so

[It's not self-hatred if there's sweeps between right? Right?]

THEY'RE TERRIBLE
nothing at what to be said by you could be being to deny that

JUST AS YOU CAN'T GET ON NO DENYING YOU PAPPED ME FIRST
you up and did
I GOT SOME NOISE ALL TO TANGLE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING MANE
and you got digits up in as to help
SHUSHING ALL THE DAMN WAY
and we both got a flush on is what it's at
THEN YOU BROUGHT ME TO DINNER
it was basically a goddamn date

[xanthous]

[Does Izzy want a sweater with a ribcage knit into it in black and bright indigo? Hopefully he does, because that's what he's getting, as well as a new pair of mittens.]

Every year you get biigger and II don't know iif the goat2 are goiing to be able to keep up yarn productiion.

[codename_snapdragon]

[She's not sure where this is going, when he starts talking about proper guardians and protecting of worlds. But she's curious enough to let him keep going, even when he has to let go of her to do so. Her head tilts to sniff at him when he starts rolling up his shirt--She doesn't notice anything out of the ordinary from what she's smelled of him before. While his abdomen is a welcome scent and her first instinct is to touch her hands to it, she's not quite sure what the surprise is supposed to be.]

[Not until those wings suddenly unfurl from his back, and she's momentarily left at a loss for words. Her eyes open wide in awe, and if he's searching for approval, then she has more than enough to supply him. her voice finally comes, breathlessly.]

Kurloz... They're amazing.

[telecosmetic]

[Eliza leaves a drawing in Izzikiel's mailbox on the night of Christmas Eve. It's a drawing of him hovering in what looks like a dark void, with some colors glowing in the background. Between his hands is a glowing cloud that she hopes can properly represent the concept of a "dream." Instead of his usual clothes, he's dressed in an outfit that has motifs of both Cresselia and Darkrai. It's signed with her name and has "Merry Christmas!" on it.]

[furgood]

[Left in the mailbox and wrapped in a few layers of paper in an attempt to keep it from freezing is a loaf of sweet bread filled with dried fruits]

I hope you like sweet things? I'm pretty sure you do. I even drizzled with this with extra sugar because I'm almost positive you do.

We make these in the winter for the holidays and it's sort of a tradition. I blame others for reminding me about all this. I've been baking more bread..

Anyways, I hope you enjoy it.

-Meulin